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Month: March 2006

JUST KIDDING AROUND

Posted on March 25, 2006April 9, 2023 by Wendy

“The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.”


– Edward, Duke of Windsor

Children, to those brave souls who have them, are angelic, rosy-cheeked nymphs who bring joy and happiness to their everyday lives. To those of us who’ve decided NOT to propagate, they appear to be the devil incarnate. Okay, that may be pushing the envelope a bit; depending on the place, situation, tidal projections, and lunar cycle, they CAN be tolerated. Unfortunately, bad manners are inherited more often than not, which means when parents act like Neanderthals, their offspring imitate the same knuckle-dragging conduct.

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DOG DAY AFTERNOON

Posted on March 9, 2006May 24, 2023 by Wendy

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. -Deborah Norville

So the Oscars are over, and all the golden statuettes dispersed, and every winner will spend the next 2 weeks sloshing their way through a multitude of droning television interviews, and wondering whether to place the coveted naked award in their Beverly Hills living room, or maybe the cushy salon of their Manhattan townhouse, or perhaps next to the reclining Buddha in their thatched Aruba hut. http://www.oscar.com/ It’s a big decision you know. I wish I had such meaningful verdicts to pontificate on, but I’m much too busy paying PG&E and trying to figure out if Mac n’ Cheez goes better with Hamburger Helper or if Rice-a-Roni is the better choice.

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