So before I begin the REAL blogging, here’s an idea that’s been floating around in my mind for weeks. Just because we’re SO sick of them both, I think Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise should dump their respective fiance’s, get married, have Carl’s Jr. burgers for the reception, jump on that Top Gun motorcycle, and…
RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK
So I turned 44 a couple weeks ago, and never in all those years have I ever heard this particular phrase; “I call you — you give me number”I SATISFY YOU. It’s okay; I’ll give you a moment to digest this. I’m absolutely certain you can only hear an offer like this at “The Brig”,…